Writer's Block: What is the best compliment you have ever receive/d?

Жид !!!

What am I most thankful for...
ברית מילה ולשון עברית כשאני ילד
Обрезание и Еврейскии Язык как я Ребёнком
Circumcision and the Hebrew Language as a Kid

The most beautiful thing I've ever seen...

How much money do I owe?

I have no mortgages.
I have no credit cards.
I have no visible means of support.

Once upon a time I was
Circumcised, learned Hebrew
and then Arabic. A stupid
older women tried "raping"
a marriage by hitting me on
the head, so I go around
and around and around
thinking like this, see...

What are guys supposed to encounter first?
Guys have Bar Mitzvahs before they "know" girls...
Guys *memorize* Qu'ran before they "know" girls...

Guys become Circumcised before they "know" girls!

(Older) women "making" too much marriage produce:
war, poverty, and eventually acid in certain faces...

American Censorship Day!
We need Shortwave or Satellite TV/Radio so that Big Brother
cannot tell what we are listening to or make up the news
next door by blocking or intercepting the Internet. If
the Entertainment industry continues to charge (Digital Locks)
for TV and Music on Satellite TV/Radio, then lets have FREE
entertainment (same DOMESTIC popular TV and Music) with
Digital Locks removed (picked abroad by Foreign Governments)
containing just a little bit of blindingly accurate
news and causes people to "Question More"...

p.s. A Satellite Radio antenna does not have to be
treasonously "pointed"...

Most pleasant experience I know of
Learning, listening to, reading and speaking Hebrew.

Why are we called Hebrews? Еврей? עבריים?

Something that makes sense to a жид.
Torah (Bible study) in Hebrew (Еврей, עברית) is fun.

The Torah of Moshe
is a Graceful Hind
and Gentle Doe.

Do you know WHICH sex the Torah of Moshe is?

Even Jesus married the Torah of Moshe in Hebrew
before he had a real live girlfriend if he ever
did. This marriage called a Bar Mitzvah, and a
male Jew takes an Aliyah עליה to the Torah of Moshe
when he "marries" it, usually just after the age
of 13 when he first gets two pubic hairs. Read
the Mishnah משנה.

Do you know WHY men love their wives?
Do you know WHY Jewish guys love Bible Study in Hebrew?

Can you figure out WHY it is lesbian for a Jewish
woman to take an Aliyah עליה to the Torah of Moshe?

Jesus did not remain faithful to the Torah of Moshe
after he "Married" it in his Bar Mitzvah. Not only
did he break Shabbat in public (10th commandment)
but he even told other Jews not to observe Shabbat.
Do you know WHY Jewish guys get angry when a Jew is
unfaithful to his "Marriage" to the Torah of Moshe?
Did you know that a Jew breaking Shabbat is liable
to be killed? Can you figure out why Jesus was

The Torah of Moshe said that G-d rested on Shabbat
the Seventh Day. Jewish animals had to rest too
according to the Torah of Moshe. Jesus said the
Shabbat was made for man, not man for Shabbat.
If that is true, why do Jewish animals, which
serve man, have to rest on Shabbat too? Even G-d,
who was around long before Jesus was born, had to
rest on Shabbat, the Seventh Day, after creating
the World.

When a Jew reaches the Age of Bar Mitzvah (13)
he gets to lay Tefillin תפילין. As part of the
process of laying Tefillin, he makes the name
of G-d on his fingers. As he does this he says

ארשתיך לי לעולם I betroth thee for ever.
ארשתיך לי בצדק ובמשפט I betroth thee in Righteousness and Justice,
ובחסד וברחמים loving-kindness and mercy.
וארשתיך לי באמונה I betroth thee in Belief,
וידעת את יי and "know" G-d.

Do you know what "betrothal" is?
Do you know exactly how Adam "knew" Eve?
Only Jewish men can "know" G-d that way.

Do you know WHY Jewish guys say when they have
a Bar Mitzvah "Now that I have become a man"?
Can you figure out WHY Jewish guys like taking
Aliyot עליות to the Torah of Moshe in Hebrew and
laying Tefillin תפילין on their heads and hands?
Maybe the fact that Tefillin תפילין are always
made of leather "helps" guys to enjoy laying them.

Do you know that Jewish guys recite ("sing") their
Aliyot עליות in a minor key? Do you know WHY Jewish
music is always in a minor key?

My favorite music.
My favorite music is in a minor key.
CHRISTIAN music is in a major key.



When did Russian music switch to a
minor key? Cruelty of the Tsar and
the PravoSlavonic Church to us Jews
generated the Bolshevic Revolution.
Now that we are free to leave the
Russian Empire, Russian Music can
switch back to a PravoSlavonic major

Did you know that the signature tune
of Radio Moscow domestic Service,

Подмосковные Вечера

for ages and ages is/was Hebrew?

איזה לשונות אתה יודע


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